Stardate 5767

Guardian: "Campaign in Iraq has increased terrorism threat, says American intelligence report"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fisher-Price's New "Epileptic, Seizure Prone" Elmo

I've discovered a Life Goal

Once you've got on DiscoverTheNetwork, you know you've made it.

Thank you, David Horowitz.

New T-shirt idea

"I BORE RESERVATIONS REGARDING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S CAPACITY FOR GOVERNANCE PRIOR TO THE ADVENT OF THE DISCONTENT CURRENTLY RIFE AMONGST THE AMERICAN ELECTORATE"

The British are incapable of making good cheesecake.

And it makes me sad.