Our Dear Leader Cantwell triumphs in poll, Traitor McGavick detained for High Treason

*Asterisk indicates that the candidate has attained the highest level of glory and wisdom

Kim Jong-il has mid-life crisis, unleashes embarrassingly tiny bomb

Shoulda got a motorcycle.

'N Korea's nuke test equal to 550 tonnes of TNT' [The Hindu]

This almost made me cry.

I know that Clinton nostalgia is all the rage, but is it not well deserved?

Me? I'm just here to check the prices.

The ever-helpful Wikipedia informs me that:

"Charges for lap dances vary; a typical price in a U.S. strip club is $20 per three minute song."

In addition,

"Some jurisdictions in the United States outlaw lap dances and enforce a minimum distance between dancer and patron."

I believe it's 500ft in Wyoming.

The Betty Ford Center for ... Pederasty?

Former Rep. Mark Foley: "I strongly believe that I am an alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate treatment for alcoholism and other behavioral problems."

Is Mr. Foley pulling a Gibson? Does alcoholism justify pedophilia?

If it does, was he hammered when he was IMing his Page, or what?